1. theonion:

    Romney’s Terrifying Google Search History Leaked

    BREAKING: Analysts are scrambling to determine what leaked searches like “Blood child, blood on the child” and “must the president look at people” could tell us about Mitt Romney.

    Follow along on Twitter: #RomneyGoogleHistory

    This is better than great.

    (via topherchris)

  2. elle-oh-elle:

I’ve noticed people have a lot of *FEELINGS* about the iPhone 5, but to me, this is really the only point that matters.

Apple knows what they’re doing, guys.

    elle-oh-elle:

    I’ve noticed people have a lot of *FEELINGS* about the iPhone 5, but to me, this is really the only point that matters.

    Apple knows what they’re doing, guys.

    loooooooooooooooooooooooong cat

  3. Awesome: Printing and framing life size photo you took of your roommate.
Awesomer: Finding out it’s his birthday and - WHAT - you already got him a present.

    Awesome: Printing and framing life size photo you took of your roommate.

    Awesomer: Finding out it’s his birthday and - WHAT - you already got him a present.

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  4. Finally getting Ubuntu to run on my old Macbook Pro. Had a display issue but now I just have a sweet dedicated Ubuntu laptop. Psyched.

    Finally getting Ubuntu to run on my old Macbook Pro. Had a display issue but now I just have a sweet dedicated Ubuntu laptop. Psyched.

    Ubuntulinuxapplenerd post

  5. So glad to see the official Aqua Something tumblr reblogging a photo of what I have to look at every time I walk to the bathroom in our house. Look at that face. Would you want that face looking at you EVERY TIME you walked in or out of your bathroom?

    So glad to see the official Aqua Something tumblr reblogging a photo of what I have to look at every time I walk to the bathroom in our house. Look at that face. Would you want that face looking at you EVERY TIME you walked in or out of your bathroom?

    (Source: codysherman, via aquasomethingyouknowwhatever)

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  6. Going to court today for this shit. Hoping to come out less than $200 poorer.

    Going to court today for this shit. Hoping to come out less than $200 poorer.

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  7. OFWGKTA - Oldie

    This song (and it’s video, which went relatively viral) came out more than three months before Frank Ocean came out as bisexual. Am I the only one that thinks it’s pretty weird that at the time, NO ONE (ncluding myself) noticed that Frank essentially comes out right in his verse in the song? Listen for yourself - “I’m high and I’m bi. Wait, I mean I’m straight.”

    I guess people are just used to taking anything a member of OF says with a grain of salt, but seriously it’s pretty funny that he literally says it right in the middle of the song, and no one even thought twice about it. Especially considering how big of a deal people made when he did officially come out.

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