1. 30 August 2012 · 06:27 PM · 9 notes
    You bring the cubes, we destroy them.

    You bring the cubes, we destroy them.

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  2. 30 August 2012 · 04:58 PM · 1 note
    Awesome: Printing and framing life size photo you took of your roommate. Awesomer: Finding out it’s his birthday and - WHAT - you already got him a present.

    Awesome: Printing and framing life size photo you took of your roommate.

    Awesomer: Finding out it’s his birthday and - WHAT - you already got him a present.

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  3. 29 August 2012 · 01:19 PM · 129 notes
    So glad to see the official Aqua Something tumblr reblogging a photo of what I have to look at every time I walk to the bathroom in our house. Look at that face. Would you want that face looking at you EVERY TIME you walked in or out of your bathroom?

    So glad to see the official Aqua Something tumblr reblogging a photo of what I have to look at every time I walk to the bathroom in our house. Look at that face. Would you want that face looking at you EVERY TIME you walked in or out of your bathroom?

    (Source: codysherman, via aquasomethingyouknowwhatever)

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  4. 21 August 2012 · 11:12 AM · 3 notes
    Yeah. You see that? Neighbors got some new shelves.

    Yeah. You see that? Neighbors got some new shelves.

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  5. 08 August 2012 · 07:42 PM · 3 notes
    Here’s a daytime shot of our previously mentioned neighbors. Still a lot of the yard you can’t see, but just extrapolate this image outward in your imagination. It’s all pretty much like this.

    Here’s a daytime shot of our previously mentioned neighbors. Still a lot of the yard you can’t see, but just extrapolate this image outward in your imagination. It’s all pretty much like this.

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  6. 08 August 2012 · 11:56 AM · 11 notes
    Alright so here’s the scoop. Our next door neighbors are WEIRD. Nice people for sure, but fucking weird. Honestly this will have to be on ongoing series of posts but right now let’s concentrate on this picture I took last night. For the last month, someone (not sure who) has been living in this tent in their backyard. Their backyard was already packed completely full of shit (I’ll post some daytime pics later - EDIT: here), and I have always suspected the small RV in the back corner was a meth lab but I think maybe I just watch too much Breaking Bad. Anyways, here’s the thing. That’s not a person living in that tent right there. That’s a family. There is at least one child, if not two, AND A DOG living in that tent, along with the two parents. Still - not even the craziest thing! The craziest thing is they started living in there the day that insane heat wave started. Anyone who has ever been camping knows tents for some unexplainable reason get ungodly hot inside, even when it’s kinda cold outside. It was over a hundred degrees every day for the first week they were in there. But they stuck it out. Still holdin’ strong a month later. Don’t worry though. See how it’s lit up? That’s not a lamp. It’s a big screen tv. So they’re fine.

    Alright so here’s the scoop. Our next door neighbors are WEIRD. Nice people for sure, but fucking weird. Honestly this will have to be on ongoing series of posts but right now let’s concentrate on this picture I took last night.

    For the last month, someone (not sure who) has been living in this tent in their backyard. Their backyard was already packed completely full of shit (I’ll post some daytime pics later - EDIT: here), and I have always suspected the small RV in the back corner was a meth lab but I think maybe I just watch too much Breaking Bad.

    Anyways, here’s the thing. That’s not a person living in that tent right there. That’s a family. There is at least one child, if not two, AND A DOG living in that tent, along with the two parents. Still - not even the craziest thing! The craziest thing is they started living in there the day that insane heat wave started. Anyone who has ever been camping knows tents for some unexplainable reason get ungodly hot inside, even when it’s kinda cold outside. It was over a hundred degrees every day for the first week they were in there. But they stuck it out. Still holdin’ strong a month later.

    Don’t worry though. See how it’s lit up? That’s not a lamp. It’s a big screen tv. So they’re fine.

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  7. 06 August 2012 · 12:30 AM ·
    Let’s get our asses to mars.

    Let’s get our asses to mars.

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  8. 02 August 2012 · 04:47 PM ·
    Stage one complete

    Stage one complete

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  9. 23 July 2012 · 07:42 PM · 3 notes
    I have awesome things in store for you giant square piece of wood I bought at Menard’s today.

    I have awesome things in store for you giant square piece of wood I bought at Menard’s today.

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  10. 18 July 2012 · 11:53 AM · 39 notes
    So I might have never mentioned this, but like a month and a half ago I went to go to sleep in my bed (which is lofted), and taped to my ceiling, a foot from my face, was the story of The Expressionless. Cody had, of course, put it there. So then a few days later we went to try out our new rasterbator software, just to make sure it worked, and Cody decided (without my knowledge) that the image to test it should be The Expressionless. If it was terrifying bite-sized, it was life-threatening at 4 feet tall. We put it up on the wall cuz, why not. Many a girl (and guys too, really) have felt uncomfortable in our living room ever since. Now I had become completely immune to it after it being there for so long, but for the last 5 days all 3 of my roommates have been gone and well, it started getting to me again. So, Dolan.

    So I might have never mentioned this, but like a month and a half ago I went to go to sleep in my bed (which is lofted), and taped to my ceiling, a foot from my face, was the story of The Expressionless. Cody had, of course, put it there.

    So then a few days later we went to try out our new rasterbator software, just to make sure it worked, and Cody decided (without my knowledge) that the image to test it should be The Expressionless. If it was terrifying bite-sized, it was life-threatening at 4 feet tall.

    We put it up on the wall cuz, why not. Many a girl (and guys too, really) have felt uncomfortable in our living room ever since.

    Now I had become completely immune to it after it being there for so long, but for the last 5 days all 3 of my roommates have been gone and well, it started getting to me again.

    So, Dolan.

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